Cat on a broom

by Mike O'Brien
(Christchurch New Zealand)

There was a cat on a broom
Just zooming around
The Witch had fell off
That Witch must be found

Only the witch can fly it
She has done it for years
The Cats not that clever
He don't know the gears

The Cat starts to panic
Oh where is that Witch
Then he spots her
Upside down in a ditch

The Witch was not happy
She now had wet britches
The Cat laughed so hard
He may have to have stitches

The Cat then falls off
The brooms off on it's own
So the Cat and the Witch
Had to walk home.
(c) Mike O'Brien