Dog versus the Cat

by Mike O'Brienc
(Christchurch New Zealand)

A dog will talk to you with it's eyes
A Cat will only stare
A dog will defend your home at night
A Cat well they don't care
A Dog will obey your every command
A Cat won't even sit
A Dog will let you bath him
A Cat would have a fit
A Dog will eat most anything
A Cat can drive you mad
A Dog will pine when your away
A Cats not even sad
A Dog gets excited on your return
A Cat doesnt give a toss
So if the Dog is mans best friend
How come the Cats the BOSS.
(c) Mike O'Brien