sam - our cat
by Diane
why we hate our owners at christmas sam is a big, fat(13 lbs at last weight), lazy, long haired, double pawed 10 year old crybaby. he enjoys puking up his food, covering our home with hair and hairballs on our blankets and rugs. he also enjoys peeing in secret places.he is completly useless for catching mice because he is so stupid he simply lays down on them and my husband has to hit the mouse with a shoe. then we pretend sam did it and praise him. right now, the only thing that has saved him from a nice outdoor home is that he is so cute. Click here to read or post comments.
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