The General
by Wendy & Pauly
The General The General is very bossy. Sometimes he wants to be pet and have his facey rubbed, motor running, nothing but snuggles. Then, he will look up at you and give a sharp, "mow!". This means, "ok, enough pets, I'm going between these couch cushions to purr myself to sleeep and leave me alone." Should you choose to continue petting him your efforts will be met with sudden and decisive force. One day, he we lead an army of cute kittens with the mission of complete subservience from all humans. He will most likely put this plan into action once he figures out that his big brother Blackie's tail is not his enemy.
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