The Ten Commandments according to the Cat

by Mike O'Brien
(Christchurch New Zealand)

(1) Thou shalt not feed us the same food twice.
(2) Thou shalt not tell me what to do EVER.
(3) Thou shalt not sit in MY chair without MY perrmission.
(4) Thou shalt not buy furniture that I can not ruin.
(5) Thou shalt not feed the birds untill I have positioned myself under a bush.
(6) Thou shalt not take me to the vet in a cadboard dox.
(7) Thou shalt not own a Dog with teeth and legs.
(8) Thou shalt not rev up the car when I'm under it.
(9) Thou shalt not stock up the fridge with any food other than MINE.
(10)Thou shalt OBEY the above or I will Pee in places you will not find.
(c) Mike O'Brien