The Thoughts of a Cat

by Mike O'Brien
(Christchurch New Zealand)

Lord I'm so glad that you made me a Cat
I eat on demand and I'm getting quite fat
A home I have found,and I'm very content
Every things free,I don't even pay rent
I sharpen my claws on the leg of a chair
And when I'm tired I just sleep anywhere
If I want something and I want it right now
I get it every time with a simple Meow
The man said I'm wild and I'll never be tame
Now I wee next to the toilet and he gets the blame
SO when I go to heaven and we have a long chat
I'll take nine more lives, and come back as a CAT.
(c) Mike O'Brien